You know and love the beer-adjacent segment it’s named after. Heck, you can practically hear the bossa nova now! And at long last, you, too can “review” your own brewed beverages in style with this official The Quaff keychain.

Made of solid stainless steel with a snazzy black matte finish (and then probably resin or something for the logo part), this bottle opener is for sure a timely accessory that has in no way been already rendered irrelevant by the craft beer industry’s rapidly switching over to cans!